{"id":365,"date":"2014-03-07T12:40:51","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T12:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/?page_id=365"},"modified":"2014-03-07T12:40:51","modified_gmt":"2014-03-07T12:40:51","slug":"en-larorik-historia","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/?page_id=365","title":{"rendered":"En l\u00e4rorik historia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e4r ska ni f\u00e5 h\u00f6ra p\u00e5 en l\u00e4rorik historia<br \/>\nsom b\u00f6rjar i en Cadillac som i ensamt majest\u00e4t<br \/>\nfor fram genom en \u00f6ken, i Nevada va det, tror jag,<br \/>\noch i bilen satt en rik och burgen direkt\u00f6r och gr\u00e4t<\/p>\n<p>Han var n\u00e4mligen i tr\u00e4ngande behov att kasta vatten<br \/>\nmen f\u00f6rbj\u00f6ds tyv\u00e4rr av sina puritanska ideal<br \/>\natt pissa i det fria och han vred sej bakom ratten<br \/>\nhan bad till Gud om en avskild vr\u00e5 f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 slut p\u00e5 sina kval<\/p>\n<p>Han s\u00e5g inte ens en kaktus och han knep ihop med benen<br \/>\nnu d\u00f6r jag! skrek han, om jag inte snart f\u00e5r t\u00f6mma mej<br \/>\nd\u00e5 fick han se en mager neger st\u00e5 vid dikesrenen<br \/>\nhan bromsa bilen, torka t\u00e5rarna och ropa hej!<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 angen\u00e4mt att tr\u00e4ffas, ni var mej en trevlig neger<br \/>\nni kanske vill ha anst\u00e4llning hos mej p\u00e5 mitt kontor<br \/>\nni f\u00e5r fem tusen i m\u00e5na\u2019n och charmerande kollegor<br \/>\noch tj\u00e4nstebil och gratis sprit \u2013 va tycks, min k\u00e4re bror?<\/p>\n<p>Jag ger er halva firman, ni och jag blir kompanjoner<br \/>\nden magre negern svara: herrn f\u00e5r inte missf\u00f6rst\u00e5 mej<br \/>\njag \u00e4r tacksam herrn, det \u00e4r s\u00e4llan man ser s\u00e5 givmilda personer<br \/>\nmen \u00e4r det inte s\u00e5 att herrn st\u00e5r h\u00e4r och pissar p\u00e5 mej?<\/p>\n<p>8\/5 1982 (?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e4r ska ni f\u00e5 h\u00f6ra p\u00e5 en l\u00e4rorik historia som b\u00f6rjar i en Cadillac som i ensamt majest\u00e4t for fram genom en \u00f6ken, i Nevada va det, tror jag, och i bilen satt en rik och burgen direkt\u00f6r och gr\u00e4t Han var n\u00e4mligen i tr\u00e4ngande behov att kasta vatten men f\u00f6rbj\u00f6ds tyv\u00e4rr av sina puritanska &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/?page_id=365\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">En l\u00e4rorik historia<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":293,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-365","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":366,"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/365\/revisions\/366"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/destolindstrom.se\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}